Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Having Sex

Now that I have your attention,

Stephanie and I were talking last night about the life change we are about to experience when our second child arrives in a few weeks. We got out the chalk board and worked on changing from a double team defense to a man to man. Those of you with more than two children know that when you have three or more you have to go to a zone, and as my friend Phil who is father of three says, "They can beat the zone."

Anyway, during our conversation I experienced a moment of stepping outside my life and looking at it from another perspective. This is not the first time I've experienced this. Sometimes I stand in the street in front of my house and stare at the two cars in the garage, the mortgage and the family inside and wonder who lives there. Eventually the horns of oncoming traffic wake me from my trance or the nice officer escorts me back into my yard and asks me to kindly go inside and put on some pants.

I've never made specific plans for my life. I enjoy simply letting the adventure happen. Maybe that's why I'm a little bewildered by how it's turning out. Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely thankful. Good grief, I'm absolutely spoiled! It just seems like it sort of snuck up on me.

Or maybe I simply read too much fiction and watched too many movies growing up. British novelist David Lodge said, "Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around." Who knew?

5 Comments:

At 3:28 PM, Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

Are you sure you're not me in another body? This is why we're best of friends. I could have written these very words myself. Brother--you are RIGHT! However, it's better than you and I could have ever imagined! I CAN'T WAIT for little Brandon Bailey to come along!

 
At 4:09 PM, Blogger SG said...

I want to comment, but I'm not sure how to respond to that. I'll be the one of the first buying if you ever decide to write a book. I've stood at the mailbox (wearing pants and out of the street mind you) and thought these same things. What a ride! Happy Thanksgiving! Oh and have fun with that man on man thing!

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger SG said...

huh hum, yeah, I meant "man TO man!"

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger Stephen Bailey said...

I'm refraining from commenting and simply sitting securely in my masculinity.

 
At 11:25 AM, Blogger stuckinthe80s said...

Yes, three CAN beat a zone...which is why you play tight, deny-the-ball, man-to-man defense on the two strongest offensive players, and concede that, occasionally, Kurt Rambis will score.

And a shout out to S(E)G for making me laugh out loud with her allusion to man-on-man. ICK!

 

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